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yeah, this is…not terribly unlikely.

THE POPEYE'S ORGANIZATION

i mean, she gonna get stiffed like errry other Trump contractor. I'm not that mad

Where your poems at? how you gonna call yourself a revolutionary and you ain't got no poems?

'N Sync?

i…ok, we gonna have to agree to disagree.

Diamond jewelry? Yeah, I ain't like "hey bill thanks for bringing beer to the cookout. I treasure you, have a diamond"

I mean, there were a billion protestors on the second day donor sure what you on about.

McDonalds isn't for burgers it's for breakfast and desserts

McDonald's is good-enough quality, man

what's the matter with you?

she give him the loot back?

shut up meg.

the ending made loads more sense in the movie, too.

/nickyoungconfusedface

yeah, these short-money "CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER" folks are awful. like, just own that you suck and that you can't even roast well.

playing that isht at summer camp like RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT lmaooooooooooooooo

the idea of shmanging when the lifeguards look away for :15 has me giggling