nobody better say NATHAN to ya boi today.

I was a huge Niners fan in my youth and stayed getting clowned via "why your man sound like the King of Pop?"

Bobby=MJ? fk nah. not even bum-azz Remember the Time MJ

that's what I think too.

same way dudes will throw it to a bonkers girl who got that look. just running some drills. gotta save the good moves and the best plays for the playoffs

lol my wife has an unhealthy fondness for Olive Garden, so we go in May (or if I'm tryna save my kidneys, she gets a trip away for the weekend OR I take the prince to grandmas so she can have alone time)

yeah, i mean, it's fine, but for mother's day you about mom. i've taken my mom and wife and SIL to butt-azzed places for that day, but what momma wants momma gets.

don't be cruel was EEEEEEEEEEEE-NORMOUS.

low sodium is impossible.

man you know this.

disagree I like dinner. at least I'm getting some good food.

if you the typea dude who really enjoyed Han Solo getting frozen in carbonite, feel free to watch.

maybe you fire it off and then stir it to warm up the dope while it's still hot?

Lol half are nerd-azz blerdery and the other half are 412-centric. No worries

You know I went to bed at like 9 and was sleep in midair before my body hit the mattress

I stepped back from that like 2 minutes later - but I do think raising your kids to think respectability will save them is irresponsible. YMMV

ayo i got that never ending pasta pass one year. didn't need to grocery shop for like 2 months, but had a lot of kidney pain

lol one time when I was a stronger younger man with a better metabolism I had a Cheesecake Factory first date. she ordered food I ordered three pieces of cheesecake. it was lovely.

my man

old man answer forthcoming: if she like your steez, it don't even matter if it's the dumpster behind Starbucks.