agree

he was like "I'm taking a half-day on Friday and then the weekend off"

that is a really interesting point.

you ain't never been to SFO?

I liked Victarion's total competence in pillaging and utter incompetence in thinking. kind of great to have a dumb dumb viewpoint character, except lots of his chapters were like "this dude might have mocked me, so to feel better I burned a boat full of slaves as an offering."

well, they have to! "we've tried nothing and it doesn't seem to be working, so we decided fk it" isn't exactly PR-friendly.

yeah, Star Parker and Jesse Lee Peterson ain't walking through that gold door.

eh

ayo this was adorable

i'm not sure if it's overrated or good.

people voted for Obama b/c they were sick of the American economy taking Ls. he fixed and they were comfortable for a minute —

the kids, like all families, kiiiinda run the gamut. alveda trash tho

well, just passing time until the Warriors get this L.

sheeee remember when he ducked and covered from that one pastor in Flint.

"It's amazing what you can just be once you've proven you know what the heck you're doing at work. In my line of work at least, people like green more than they hate Black."

this was the height of esoterica sir

my wife vegetarian and tried to hit me with some "how it's made" on a lot of products and I was like

YO NEVER TELL ME PLEASE!

I once dropped "our [sales metric numbers] are good — not, "chopped the heads off 131 lords" good, but strong" in a draft script for an earnings call.

i low key love cracklins until I crack a tooth on that mysterious hard spot that every bag has, and I begin to speculate on where it came from, and then I have to stop