DON'T LET JAMAL FROM IT COME UP HERE IN A C-CLASS

they cool with being hoodwinked so long as no non-NFL/NBA nigras can have the same car they want.

wifey's a professor. them college kids are waaaaaaaaaaaaack. like, who IS you? who the everloving fk IS you?

lol Daymoan Staph and PJ is the little hype man "we're gonna kick your aa-aaaaaaaaaaa"

also being like WE NOT ALONE OUTCHEA is great for all us (what they used to call in the 80s) "buppies"

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yeah I'll probably give it away or to junior. when my wife's grandma passed, we just used the $ to fund junior's college per the above.

I have a fully funded bucket covering state tuition. my folks and I had the same deal, but I got a full boat so they spent 1/2 on a new ride (FORD ESCORT SPORT VERSION SON) and 1/2 went to my siblings' fund.

I feel you. I reserve the right to change my mind on it as the kids grow up and want more and more $ while my material wants devolve down to just a glass of hard cider, the comfortable chair and League Pass.

want them hungry — my son's a lawyer's kid but I don't want him to be like one of those soft-azz lawyer's kids.

lol my wife would murdalize me.

we just don't intend to leave an estate. a lot of folks' retirement # depends on leaving their kids something. we'll pay as we go if we want to gift junior but we tryna otherwise die broke.

man the cracklickers that voted for Trump enabled him.

nyukka that would happen. i'd pull the goalie ONE TIME and be like "oh it'll be good wife" and we'll get fkn triplets or something

yeah, later is good. I had my first at 35 and would love one more at 40-42.

I'm good with $3m. we not about inheritance.

i read Hey Ya as basically saying "love ain't real, we been screwing it up for generations, why bother, shrug emoji". like yoooooooooooooo people bump that at their WEDDINGS too. why, b?

2016 was pretty aight but man did Trump kill me a lot inside.

it's aight. you also learn to lean into the boredom a little, too. it's an acquired skill.

beating boredom is the key to life in law / finance / insurance.