even corny lines like: WHOOPS I'M SORRY I LIED. I'M NUMBER ONE TWO THREE FOUR AND FIVE sound like the meanest.

KRS' voice is like a diss track no matter what it says. He could be like

I liked Shaq's one verse. Not Christian Laettner, not Alonzo Mourning.

just here to give thanks to the based gawd that (most) NBA cats stopped rapping.

The System wins.

No Vaseline is the meanest isht EVER.

that isht is DISGUSTING bro

yeah, that has been the hardest part for me with my dad. I try to be like "yo you GOT. THE. JOB. DONE." you earned your vacation, b, just chill and play with them grandbabies and eat turrible fried bologna.

what kills me about the personal finance blogs / articles I read is that they'll tout planning, frugality, etc. etc., as the secret to a high NW and then omit:

I'm executor for my folks and this terrifies me.

it's often much harder than it looks, especially with multiple opinions on price that come with all the siblings getting on zillow or whatever. even at a discount to FMV, people get in their feelings about buying a home and will get on some HGTV isht about WHAT ABOUT THE FINISHES?

where folks get a little twisted is in assets that are also consumed / utilized / enjoyed for personal purposes, like house and car (or boat, RV, gun collection, original oil paintings of Dr. Ben with Jesus) are still balance sheet assets, but are bad investments AS investments.

i mean, kinda? they are often a giant pain to liquidate for your kids though. i know reverse mortgages are straight crooked but there's definitely an appeal to fk it, let the bank take it back, I'm gone.

yuuuuuuuuuuup.

"is being quieter a white person thing?"

that happened with my Dad and grandfather too. Like, they can't get up on the roof at 70

between this and the suspicions of "secret white e-mails" this show nails the neuroses of a black professional

the AMAZING part is him going to the audition thinking it was live action.

this is an impossible conversation to have for a lawyer of color. as a fairly senior law firm AA person (and certified herb) it is just super painful to have the conversation with junior attys. you want them to be free to be themselves…but they can't…so ugggggh

Newsweek reporting they found THREE.