Honest question here: Did you watch every Clipper game this year? You never saw glimpses?

This. Yes.

Carmelo: jumpers and iso ball.

You are arguing my point in your last paragraph. Fixating on offensive skill set ONLY is folly when it comes to championship basketball..

There seems to be an overriding preoccupation with offensive game.

Yeah, sorry that came off a little harsh. Does the link have to do with me being an asshole? In fairness, I am an asshole. Ha ha…

You act like being a defensive anchor is nothing. Like you can just go grab Robert Sacre, and he will do the same job..

15-rebounds a game. 2+blocks, and God knows how many more “intimidates”. Runs the floor like a forward.

Did you by chance, watch every single Clippers game since Blake came back for his “second” rookie season? If so, you may have picked up some crucial weaknesses that will derail the Clippers regular season highlight express every single year in the playoffs.

Wait, I didn’t read your post carefully enough. You’re going to miss the “throwdowns” and “the oops”.

At some point, don’t you have to put away your fan cap, and see things for what they really are, though?

No, and it’s because patriarchy and micro-aggressions have turned us all against each other, like crabs in a a barrel.

Well, I’m a pretty white chick with big fat titties. I am insulted and aggrieved that you insensitive Caucasian Hispanics don’t feel my particular pain. I am aggrieved. I am offended. Shame on you. I wish I could think of a clever three letter acronym to illustrate what a painful micro-aggression that you are…

Right?! Goddamn, she is FINE.

Sure, feel good about yourself. When you feel good, you act accordingly, and this will promote healthy self discipline.

She can also slay a bowl of pasta…like nothing.

Don’t you know that two wrongs don’t make a right? What are you going to do, fat-shame NonServiam, to teach her that fat-shaming Kelly Clarkson is rude. Exactly how do you come off as honorable that way?

Fix it, Stassa! Fix your spelling error. “Sike!” HA HA…see also not a fucking word, but we are millenials, and our parents told us it didn’t matter if we spell good...

Except a really hot girl with killer pipes laying it down.

Yeah, fuck those Hollywood assholes! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go rub one out while I fantasize about John Goodman. Mmmm. yummy!