She knows her audience

Camille had the best read of the situation.  Too bad she is just a friend of and not a full timer. 

Because some of them (Rinna, Erika) are using it as a way to “take down” the queen bee (Vanderpump), and others (ahem Dorit) are using it as a storyline to distract from other things (like her very questionable finances, which Dorit does not want to be a storyline). Others just need a storyline.

(C) All of the above and fuck him. (Fuck him as in may he rot in hell for an eternity as his penis rots with some sort of leprosy like vd. Once it rots off slowly and painfully, it regrows with necrotic tissue that is in such constant agony it cannot feel anything pleasurable.)

Exactly! It’s nauseating that girls have to exist as props so that boys learn something. How about classes about treating all people with respect, explaining consent, and being decent citizens?

But she’s really not though. Much like Phyllis Schlafly, if she were really the wife she claimed to be, she’d be at home 24/7 with no job and no other reason to live than her husband, kids, and religion while obeying his every command.

Mommy culture is fucking disgusting. I don’t even understand what it accomplishes - you are truly the Most Mom because you had a natural water birth and your kid can’t even pronounce the word “sugar?” Good for you but it’s not like this is a video game where you get a high score for how Mom you are. You want to feed…

Sadly my 3 year old ate something off the floor the other day and I didn’t even get a glimpse of what it was. It was brown.

Any excuse to post this.

HAHAHA I WAS LIKE WAIT MY KID EATS THESE FOR BREAKFAST EVERY MORNING! 

I cringe every time refers to themselves as “mama” in third person, “mama needs a snack” Gross

lol i can’t believe i just pretended my kids only eat these muffins in moderation. 

Everything in moderation, my kids love these muffins. It’s fine. It’s all fine. 

Mom is worried about leggings but not about involving her sons in an institution that protects child molesters. Okay.

Not this one. I learned in February in an icy Mall parking lot - taught by my traveling salesman father. I drive a manual all wheel drive vehicle and haven’t had an accident in decades (and that was being rear-ended by a distracted woman driver. ;) )...

Plus if everything really is the same they can just buy the cheaper men’s version but they don’t.

The Oxford Comma is the one true comma! The streets will run red with the blood of the unbelievers, infidels, and heathens!

Proper attention to grammar and punctuation rules is all the church I need.

I am eating up E V E R Y T H I N G on this.  It’s like Fyre Festival x1000.  By far, the book is the absolute best out of everything.  I liked the podcast a bit better than the HBO documentary.  I was hoping the documentary would have a little more background and more interviews w/ the people about the utter…

What made my eyebrow raise was his complaints that Twitter was curtailing his freedom of speech, in a lawsuit designed to curtail someone else’s. Now that takes balls.