And independent league would be the worst of all!

Did you ask her what she would do if she had a waitress?

Sawbones is totally awesome.

Does it help if people pre-emptively apologize for butchering your name before attempting to say it?

Junior and Diane hanging out at the end was such a great capper.

I now refuse to do any housework if I don't have a podcast playing.

Award-winning writers have actually said this to you in person?

Shrek 3 was so bad that Shrek 4 didn't register in my mind as existing.

I envision her reacting to the possibility like Steve Martin's guest character on the Simpsons. "It is so gratifying…to see you wallowing in the mess you made. You're screwed."

It very well might be-I never watched it with closed captioning.

That's "O-netters."

I actually followed Pete's example and asked my mom about compound interest during a car ride.

I did love the "Just call them cookies."

One of my friends saw a pitch for Dirty Pretty Things that made it seem like another Amelie. It was….not.

The best blizzard is peppermint.

Rest in peace, though I wonder how many confusing condolence message Three Days Grace has gotten in the last few days.

I'll always have a soft spot for Mambo Italiano for illustrating the particular tribalism of families. "Angelo has a new boyfriend! A beautiful man! I should treat my wife the way he treats Angelo!" And the ending was completely sweet.

You're right-that absolutely came up.

I assume they'll end up pushing some kind of really trendy, ineffective procedure.

Huh-I never realized that I was misremembering that line as "Your princess is in another castle."