"Was he holding a piece of paper?"
"Oh, yeah, you don't forget a kind of thing like that."

I have to stop myself from quoting the "Cultural museum: cart your arse on in" every time I'm near a museum.

Was Dwight turning in his sheriff's uniform part of the episode or one of the outtakes? 
"I can't keep this."
"You weren't supposed to have it."

But not 113%, because that would be unlucky.

My partner and I decided to try out Battlestar Galactica solely because Dwight was a fan of it.

I'd take that for a start!

Just heartbreaking. I appreciated that Cora called out Robert in front of God and everybody. Everyone should treat his orders as an eternal opposite day.