And just recently, Gabe Kaplan was replaced by an online Poker Bot.

At some point the part of my brain that gets pleasure from falling but not dying atrophied.

If there's a knock on him it's that he's a mercenary and is going to fight harder when he's looking for his next contract.

Look, everyone knows Dragons get by on their natural physicality. Bronn is a hard worker, a student of the game, and brings a lot of intangibles to the table.

Look up his various football jokes.

A Game of Scones

That is not something I expected to ever see streaming. I wonder if That's Incredible is available anywhere. I'm about to watch an episode just to see if the hosts are as visibly coked up as I remember.

Think we could get a "WIseguy" revival?

Leak: Next season on Silicon Valley, Pied Piper is on the verge of huge success when Richard's myopathy and pettiness bring them crashing down only to be saved at the last minute by a combination of luck and brilliant code.

Make it animated, and they're actually Hippos!

I use significant Hebrew dates, like for example, 14Tishrei5761

Given that it would never be guessed as someone's favorite show, there are worse passwords.

Communism.

Denzel plays the bench, right?

Eh, it's better than antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea. That's as far as I'm willing to go.

Problem is the target audience doesn't know what a newspaper is.

Oh, my.

Settings: The Movie

At least the Forbidden Broadway number writes itself. "There's a war going on on Twitter somewhere, and Mandy isn't here…"

I'm fairly convinced the last four words were supposed to be "I'm pregnant." "Me too."