Ugh PARENTS these days.

Dear Armané, I'm a wildlife rehabber, animals do gay things all the time. So, your argument is quite stupid.

oooooh yeah. i honestly didnt get my drivers license until I was 19 because of that stupid dream. that and the other big nightmare i still get is teeth falling out, do you get that one too?

I know exactly what you mean. It’s the kind of hair, that if it isn’t washed every day, it looks like a greasy stringy mess. If you want a ponytail, you have to wrap the elastic around 3-5 times, just to get it to stay without the hair just seeping out. Literally, all I can do is ask my hairstylist for a bob with some…

MARK MARK MARK tell them what you said instead of “I do”

I have an exclusive pic of the wedding:

You shouldn’t smear dog crap on your neighbor’s door, sure. But also, you need to pick up after your dog. That’s part of what you sign up for when you adopt a dog.

Things to remember:

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I’m in that boat with ya. I really don’t get why people who make close to $15/hr or just above it give so much of a damn if other people besides themselves can actually buy food and pay bills without counting value of food by ounces/calorie ratios. I work an office job, have an MA, and I’ve been brute force applying…

Hate peppers. And they’re so good at their job removing them doesn’t even help.

Peppers are terrible and horrible and I should probably check if I have some sort of allergy since pepper jack cheese makes me physically ill.

THANK YOU IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS AWE ON A CUTE POST I AM GOING TO LOSE IT.

The bar at our house opens at 9 pm sharp, with a pitcher of vodka martinis.

Is it an unpopular opinion to suggest that actual cheese lovers have nothing to worry about?

The THIN MAN forevah. Never have two people made rampant alcoholism so glamorous.

I’ve seen them around saying the same things to random people in every post. Not sure how they’re not permabanned yet. Someone clearly has little going on in their life.