One word: tassels.

J. Hoberman got sacked and this guy keeps his job. There is no justice in the world.

PAIN

He learned it from Melissa Joan Hart

The top 23 list should get all the shit it deserves. I'm rather surprised this didn't make Josh's ballot

I've got it figured out!

The real question is whether or not this is the melted copy. That version of Velvet Waltz probably still sounds awesome though

It does work better on mobile than the old site. Much, much better.

But it's still worse than the Dissolve, which in turn was worse than the old AV Club (where I could actually find everything I wanted to find)

Accurate, give or take some moody philosophizing about death and some really random gore

The key words for this article are "lower your expectations"

I'm imagining these in the art-style used for Rocky and Bullwinkle

I think they're as thoroughly integrated into my subconscious as The Simpsons is for Gen Xers

Or alternatively, the recipe for making any metal song: "TONITE! WOMAAAAN! WE GONNA DRIVE DOWN SEPULVEDA BOULEVARD!"

I found Marie generally annoying (until the last season) but Betsy Brandt on this show is a delight.

I think Walt's self-actualization at the end of the series has him earn the ending he gets.  I could see people thinking he isn't punished enough, but by finally admitting who he was/is and sort-of doing the right thing, he earns his victory, or whatever it's worth

No one in this thread has mentioned Crawl Space, and thus you are all wrong.

THIS PIZZA ABOUT TO TURN INTO A HOT POCKET AND SHOOT OUT LIKE A ROCKET

Moar Shepherd Book please!

I can't believe I never realized she was Epyck this entire time