I just graduated from Trinity College.  It is indeed a terrible, terrible place.  Meanwhile, I'd forgotten that CoCo was once a women's college.

Holy shit, are we the same person?

As I was saying, it's the AV Club, not [redacted].

Aronofsky gets a +1 for Rourke but a -1 for Jackman, so I dunno.

Yeah, I think he might be my all-time favorite Woody Allen stand-in.

A couple of times from two computers?  Settle down, there — it's the AV Club, not [something worthy of obsessive attention].

You spend a lot of time with the Train Collectors Association?

Meanwhile "Twin Peaks" never suffered a collapse in quality, went on for seven perfect and powerful seasons, and lost Mark Frost pretty early in its production.

I can't help but feel there's some relationship between your desires to murder furries and grave-rob Walt Disney.

I am parsing this comment for its undoubtedly intuitive and hilarious meaning, but at 4:30 in the morning, all I can think of is "sarcastic and now saggy" and "often better than expected and saggy."

I'm not sure what to make of the existence of this comment.

I'm sorry!  I thought it was common tragic knowledge a la Sharon Tate, Dominique Dunne, River Phoenix, and Jennifer Syme.

She does absolutely nothing for me and never has, though I don't mind that "While You Were Sleeping" is a thing that happened.

The moviegoing public was okay with that in "Out of Time."

Oh God, the most horrible Judith Barsi joke just went through my mind and now I hate myself.

Not to get all "rawr, puritanical demonization of sex but violence is okay!!" on this, but I was much more uncomfortable with her role in "Kick Ass" (even as I enjoyed it).

I just noticed that this joke was essentially already made in the actual article above.

PTA got a good performance out of Adam Sandler….  I'd actually be more intrigued than horrified by the addition of Vince Vaughn.

That would explain why Wilson signed on, though.  I imagine in a couple of months he'll show up to the set and be like "Wait, where's Bill Murray?  Who the hell are you?  A serious movie, wait, what."

Yeah, I can spend an entire day doing absolutely nothing but catching up on the comment section if I'm not careful.  Darn AV Club with its genuinely reasonable discussions!