Clearly John Tavares’ grandmother.

First thought: “What an accomplishment; good for her!”

Another useful metric is Playoff Beard Robustness (P.B.R.)

How many fountains has Sidney drunkenly gone swimming in? None you say?

He doesn’t fit the culture in DC. A free agent in DC has to have been good in the past, expensive, and crappy now. Peterman fits one of those AT BEST. 

The parents are probably the ones who alerted the NCAA.

Her constituents did that already.

These people are all terrified of her, of what she represents.

That looks rough but call.me crazy, that is one of the first times I've.seen a player penalized because someone else skated in to him.  

What the fuck was Malkin supposed to do, dive out of the way of Oshie?  He didn’t alter his course toward Oshie IN THE FUCKING SLIGHTEST!  I love a fucking 5 minute major because Oshie fucking sucks at interference, and of course he’s fine and comes out to score the game winner.  That major was a fucking joke.  

My list would include Suikoden 1-2, Lunar 1-2, SaGa Frontier, Xenogears, Final Fantasy Tactics, Brave Fencer Musashi, Breath of Fire 3, Chrono Cross, Vagrant Story, Ogre Battle, Grandia, and so on...

God damn that’s a bad take

Bruce Vilanch?

I am going to regard this severely. I warned him.

McCain went down as if all the air had been let out of him somehow. 

Bill is just upset because he puts more effort into his cheating.

The Patriots would never bend the rules like that.

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

Star if you knew it was a Florida story before clicking into the article. 

Seriously though. That hit was Kazee.