I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

Star if you knew it was a Florida story before clicking into the article. 

I think that was a special rule to get Manning his second ring, it just took them a few years to remember to take the rule back out.

(Referee sees fencing response)

Kami-kazee like would you say?

Remember, it’s Cam. For some reason the NFL doesn’t care if he lives or dies. I’m just shocked they actually threw the flag there.

Seriously though. That hit was Kazee. 

Someone tell me because I’m honestly asking, when did this symbol become associated with White Power? Because when I was a kid, this was associated with a game that if you looked at it you would get punched. So when did shit change?

That and child molestation.

If he presses back we’ll just tell him that it’s a mark of respect, and we polled the fuckhead population and they’re 90% okay with it.

I’ve been right this whole time!

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

Not pictured: Jarvis explaining for 30 minutes how the team which scores more points wins the game

Yeah, he could put into practice his modern ideas like practicing. It would be revolutionary. 

Jarvis Landry should be the Browns Head Coach...

SERIOUSLY. Especially because you’d DEFINITELY notice when you went from a Sentra to an Infiniti. You’d notice a better ride if you went from a Sentra to a goddamn Vespa. 

Which is fucking terrifying.

And she has a driver’s license.

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

“No one wishes anything bad to happen to him and his family.”