“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

As with most things Penguins vs Capitals, the Pens just do it better.

AMERICA IS SLIGHTLY LESS AWFUL AGAIN!

Congratulations Alabama!

Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

Too bad the Caps playoff failures are preventing an Ovechkin visit to the White House.

Awesome. This combines two of my favourite things. Good things for a guy we’re all rooting for and bad things happening to the Oilers.

Fuck this whole don’t politicize this tragedy crap. It’s the GOP and NRA that makes this political. But I have zero faith in our government and the American people. I wonder how the right will manage to blame Hillary and Obama.

I remember when that happened, I was watching the game. It was BANANAS (and sadly quite predictable) to see it unfold in real time on Twitter. Fuck Boston sports fans, they are the worst.

Joel Ward scored the winning goal in a playoff series against the Bruins in 2012. You can guess what happened next:

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

What happens if you go with “Kansas City Chiefs” for Marcus?

It can take over a month to get your license plates in California, you will have a dealer plate for at least that long after you buy a new car.

I stopped. It’s easy.