It’s better than a skate to the face.

Fucking flu.

What’s the Maata with a few puns?

Actually when his name started popping up in the headlines I thought it was gonna be one of those tragic stories, he’s not an enforcer but many documented cases of scary concussions.

Oh piss on Eddie Shore!

Our infrastructure budget is about .02% of our bombing other countries budget.

I guess that should keep Hextal safe for at least another half of a season.

Looks pretty nasty to me which would make sense he did have to play with Savard for a time.

That’s weird you went to write Matt Hunwick and wrote Matt Cooke.

Young coach just fucked his team, no way they get a single call their way the rest of the series. What the hell is he even bitching about he had five minutes to score as many goals as his team could with more guys on the ice.

Well in Toronto they need a guy with some Phil kessel trade experience.

“What is with you pussies only using one suicide vest? Back on the farm me, Ron and Brent used to blow ourselves up just to keep warm!”

Happened to me in highschool on a PS it wasn’t that loud I just zoned out and the fucker didn’t miss, we lost 1-0.

One thing that probably everyone knows but I just found out a few days you can route all the audio to any pair of headphones hooked up to the controller.

His brother Ryan siphons his youth.

I hear Peter Chiarelli will be flying him first class to get him on a line with Lucic.

From my Origin friends it sounds like I'd miss my 15 dollars more than this DLC mission.

Lucic told the ref call it a no goal at your own peril you have to have your backed turned at some point.

I was 3 when it happened but yeah that was an epic tank job that was a disgrace to the team and the sport but if a Mario Lemieux ever turns up to be drafted totally worth it.

I made Vivienne the Divine so I didn't have to deal with her anymore.