He probably would have been fined if he didn't address the sacred NFL media in some kind of formal attire. Still there has to be a Ronnie Lott joke waiting to spring up.

If Apple could sue Google over the shape of their phones, watch companies should band together and sue the shit out of the cellphones companies becuase these attach to your wrist.

That's just what they'd be telling the other team why he was still a valued asset also I've been drink since noon.

I'm guessing Sharp's decline this season has more to do with his 34 year old legs making deep playoff runs the past several seasons not to mention that trip to Sochi which he busted his ass to get. It happens all the time in the NHL though like he doesn't suck he just fucks everyone's wives so they don't pass him the…

Always kinda suspected Duper was the alternate universe version of Clint Malarchuk.

Conner Mcdavid looks like a solid replacement, the concussion thing has run it's coarse now it's his wrist and everyone is pretty sure he doesn't shoot becuase he's afraid his hand might fly off.

Yeah he was part ridiculously overpowered extinction team, he joined the Xmen out of Osbourne's dark Xmen.

It's only a interference if you move an opposing players stick, and I don't know what you're whining about Lucic uses his stick for protology exams and has never even been penalized for it.

I don't know about these smart watches I've destroyed many a watch just doing the dumb shit I do for fun, not sure I'd want a cell phone battery attached to my wrist the next time me and my friends get drunk and start launching anvils in the air with black powder.

I'm not a body language expert but if I where in that stance making that face I'd probably be thinking are my cock and balls hanging out?

Tom Wilson is the new Lucic a big body who ends up costing his team when he thinks his size scares anybody.

My uncle's hipcheck got worse after his stroke.

They will only make it if they can find a way to charge people more for their crappy proprietary storage that they will never abandon.

I guess this is about the time to admit that I went the whole year without watching a single down of football and I'm pretty much gonna keep it that way now.

I just heard from somewhere beyond the grave that the "Deadspin editorial is not getting invited to dinner,and furthermore it will have it's damn neck broken."

Him and Suter signed their contract together and lost their former player fathers just months apart

No need to panic he probably just had money he really didn't have on the Packers.

Kevin Weekes was one that got me to start using it.

I might be jumping the gun here but what's gonna happen when everybody tries to log on to Sony's little network over this stupidly arbitrary three days and knocks it offline?

EA does this a lot in the NHL series right now there's 4ft 8in demon tearing up HUT.