? I was making a joke, and I’m not quite sure who I was being sexist towards. I have nothing against fat women. I do stand by the statement. I don’t see many admonishing body shaming of fat men.

I think you’re wrong and they have nothing to worry about. Social Justice Warriors only care about fat women, not fat men.

When you ugly af but still have to go outside

NEUTRAL:

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

Mean Girls callbacks are always the best way to go.

Alternate combustion.

Looks damned good despite being photographed with a potato.

Yes, I, too, hate obtaining knowledge early. LET US ONLY KNOW THINGS WHEN THE BRANDS SAY WE CAN.

You’ve gotta be yanking my chain. That Mercedes driver was totally on the hook.

tow drivers are crazy for constructive criticism - that would have really lifted his spirits.

Anyplace USA.

If you interface with customers on any level you play in a role in in PR, I don’t understand why you disagree with that.

I’m not saying he’s dyed in the wool VW (corporate) guy but that his job. You do you job plain and simple, I don’t care what you get paid. You took the position, it’s your responsibility.

It’s called…

A job is just a job. Doesn’t mean the guy wakes up every morning to be possessed by the spirit of the Volkswagen brand. And anyway “some guy at a dealership” is definitely not necessarily in PR.

You seem like the type of “mindset” that purposely misses the trashcan so that a Janitor can pick it up for you....

Do you not understand that’s his job? He is PR, he knows what he signed up for. If he hates it he can leave. Work is not slavery.

I don’t understand people with your mindset.

These just seem like dick moves now... When I turned my jetta in I felt sort of bad for the guy at the dealership because he keeps getting harassed and blamed by customers. The guy at the dealership probably had nothing to do with the scandal. Just turn in the car. It’s not that hard to act like an adult.

The ‘vandalized’ car owner may have been better off spray painting the whole car a uniform fluorescent pink instead making it look like it was defaced by an angry tween.

That’s amazing. Front and rear engined with detatchable command unit for commuting. Wildly impractical for a production vehicle but as a minivan owner this is kind of the car of my dreams.