On the bright side, no one there will have to stream it personally.

They can just watch our desktops remotely.

Do I need to come back down there?

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

In case Thrillist employees decide to unionize, I am willing to be a scab. Here are some articles ideas I already have ready to go.

Some might say it’s indicative of a penchant for ripping off European fan culture without any of the history or tradition from which the real culture emerged

Atlanta doesn’t have a good history with fire.

At least start some fires or something

They started from the fact that there were too many students in America who did not have equal access to education.

We already learned Matt Ryan can’t finish.

I know just the man to help these birds:

The NFL is already penalized leading with the head, what more can they do?

Poor guy was so confused:

That’s nothing compared to the Jets crashing at Met Life Stadium every year.

“I don’t see any connection between the birds flying full speed into glass and their having head injuries.”

Would you watch it for $30,000?

To be fair, that’s better than taking a piss with their cock not hanging out.

She’s gonna make a great Facebook aunt someday.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

If Baylor isn’t #1, we have all failed.