if the cutlery is edible, how do you know when to stop eating?

Sounds like a great spot for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party

+1 Burn because I didn’t wait long enough.

I don’t give a shit about Prince and have no memory of people around me giving a shit about Prince, AND I’m a pretentious music dork with lots of musician friends. So I think this is all way overblown.

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

“Shuttle cleared tower in winter launch.”

They aren’t similar - that’s the point. Philly fans threw snowballs at Santa and applauded when Michael Irvin was hurt in a game. They may even get drunk and yell stupid stuff

No. Chris Hine, who writes about the Blackhawks for the Chicago Tribune sums it up ;

Aha! He wasn’t on the ice when he said it.

Seriously, there are so many other swear words you can choose to use instead of homophobic or racist ones. It’s not like we’re lacking in choices. Hell, get creative, use another language. What a lazy fucking piece of scabrous hyena ass.

Take away all scholarship athelete’s waffle maker privelages and everything's even.

Yeah, I was wondering if his first response was actually “I’m not a bartender, I’m a mixologist.”

Brooklyn-based bartenders are famously unbiased and unpretentious sources for these sorts of debates.

I would bet my left arm that he initially typed “an Emmy” and then stuffed “National” in there to make it sound as fancy as it could.

The SAFER barriers might not prevent the initial wreck, but they do help prevent the secondary wrecks by not flinging the car back in front of traffic.

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE

This is a good start, but it needs way more racial and homophobic slurs. B-

Curious as to why the video says she didn’t finish. An attempt to blackball her?