Teams just do not melt down at that temperature!

A small flying object, traveling at a low rate of speed is threatening to bring down one of the strongest infrastructures in the United States. I think the first thing Pete Carroll will do once he reviews the tape is make an apologetic phone call to Mr. Bush.

"I know it is uncool for hockey men to wear facemasks or visors, but it seems like a really smart idea."

This guy is the most popular interview in the NFL right now. Why do they want this to end?

Jesus Christ, read the entire sentence that you borrowed part of your dumb-ass comment from.

I am a massive internet embarrassment

Social experiment.

Kind of defeats the purpose for this post, no?

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

This is huge. Really. It's an acknowledgement of the modern world. For all his flaws, this is the first pope we have that seems to have advanced beyond the fifteenth century. Bravo.

Till he says it's OK to use condoms (at the very minimum) I won't be impressed.

This is the type of controlled implosion that Pete Carroll can get behind.

No sympathy for the Vikings fan wearing a Favre jersey.

This is a fun little non-story to close out today and I enjoyed laughing at this guy's misfortune/stupidity. I can't wait to see it nominated for the Deadspin Hall of Fame in 12 months.

They're just gonna make Peyton the player-coach.

Twitter Account has been suspended, fyi.

like the Ask toolbar

I lol'd.

It's a lot easier to hack a Twitter account than to actually hack CENTCOM. Has anyone checked those downloads? Not planning on doing that myself. Aside from the possible legal jeopardy I would not put it past ISIS to sneak annoying malware like the Ask toolbar in their downloads.