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I am a massive internet embarrassment

Social experiment.

Kind of defeats the purpose for this post, no?

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

This is huge. Really. It's an acknowledgement of the modern world. For all his flaws, this is the first pope we have that seems to have advanced beyond the fifteenth century. Bravo.

Till he says it's OK to use condoms (at the very minimum) I won't be impressed.

This is the type of controlled implosion that Pete Carroll can get behind.

No sympathy for the Vikings fan wearing a Favre jersey.

This is a fun little non-story to close out today and I enjoyed laughing at this guy's misfortune/stupidity. I can't wait to see it nominated for the Deadspin Hall of Fame in 12 months.

They're just gonna make Peyton the player-coach.

Perhaps they sent the Vaseline because they know SweetWater drinkers always drink alone.

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.

Dear Stan, I wrote you but you still ain't called/

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Nalgene 1pt Wide Mouth

Nalgene 1pt Wide Mouth

Cant go wrong with 3.99

Cant go wrong with 3.99

There's no worse feeling than when some dude flips his stick and is still better than you.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?