Quite a delayed reaction from Mason. On par for the course I suppose.

How about making biofuel from the algae, and basically recycling part of the emissions straight back into the motorists' gas tanks?

I don't care one way or another for a Civic, but that was some damn fine filmmaking.

Yes, and what us customers are paying for is fraud protection. What's the main source of credit card fraud? Either retailers' systems being compromised, or retailer's employees swiping the information off the card.

Batteries not included because they're NOT needed.

And knowing is half the battle.

Um....why did he fall?

a traffic cone would've played better defense

First rule of men's league hockey - guys who celebrate big after goals get razzed endlessly.

The way he says "I'm number 20" makes me think he's not number 20.

In typical Bieber fashion he does something moderately impressive then crashes.

Barry, a Canadian youth easily scoring a hockey goal is as common as an American youth masturbating in the back seat of a taxicab. It's nothing special.

Pre-Eagle Colorado Kobe: All day I dream about sodomy.

The refs didn't stop the play because the Caps had possession & the puck was being moved to the other end of the ice, kind of in the same way that delayed penalties work. This is to prevent players from faking an injury when they lose possession. If not, all a player would have to do when the other team gained…

"our coverage is for me to show and for Delly to go under me and we just didn't get the call right at the time."

That's genuinely pretty fucking awesome.

I guess I should have shown up E to the A to the E A R L I E R

Subban: [farts]

I look forward to Ellen Lampl's iconic campaign poster for our future President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion!!!!