Batteries not included because they're NOT needed.
epribs
epribs
And knowing is half the battle.
Um....why did he fall?
a traffic cone would've played better defense
First rule of men's league hockey - guys who celebrate big after goals get razzed endlessly.
The way he says "I'm number 20" makes me think he's not number 20.
In typical Bieber fashion he does something moderately impressive then crashes.
Barry, a Canadian youth easily scoring a hockey goal is as common as an American youth masturbating in the back seat of a taxicab. It's nothing special.
Pre-Eagle Colorado Kobe: All day I dream about sodomy.
The refs didn't stop the play because the Caps had possession & the puck was being moved to the other end of the ice, kind of in the same way that delayed penalties work. This is to prevent players from faking an injury when they lose possession. If not, all a player would have to do when the other team gained…
"our coverage is for me to show and for Delly to go under me and we just didn't get the call right at the time."
That's genuinely pretty fucking awesome.
I guess I should have shown up E to the A to the E A R L I E R
Subban: [farts]
...and if Apple made a bus, it would look like this.
Wow, how blunt of her.
remember when you could hit people?! I mean I'm 21 so I don't remember such an era but Ditka insists it happened so it must have happened and have been better
The slow motion clapping is mesmerizing......
[Trainer] "LeSean, what's 20% of $61.56?"
Colin Cowherd: still a piece of shit.