Sophia is really good at this.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

“the first”

I hope all these people can learn the following lesson from this: sports franchise owners are not your friends. They are a bunch of fucking snakes who don’t give a shit about you and will fuck you over in a heartbeat if it makes them an extra dollar. They don’t care about your kids or your emotions or your investment…

Every episode starts with Mickey Mouse saying, “Hey kids! Do you wanna come inside my clubhouse?”

The fact that he did that after another of his children was beaten to death is enough to label him a monster in my eyes.

Just be glad it doesn’t look like Bastian Schweinsteiger.

Take that, guy who was only one of the 3 or 4 best catchers ever!

HOT TAEK ALERT

Discrimination is terrible. I remember after Kaz Ishii got his skull fractured after taking a line drive to the face, an injury so bad he needed a titanium plate put in his head. And I remember after Ishii recovered and started pitching again, how TJ Simers mocked him for being tentative.

I love this: 20-4 in the last 4 years against a division who went a combined 60-128. They were 21-19 against everyone else.

As someone who dislikes the Colts, this is great news.

I’d like to throw an honorable mention at Frederick, MD City Councilman Kirby Delauter, who threatened to sue the local newspaper for using his name in the newspaper “without his authorization” when reporting on a city council meeting. Naturally, the paper wrote an editorial chock full of his name.

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

It wouldn’t make sense for Morelli to have a good game this late in the season. The last thing the NFL wants is inconsistency from their officiating crews.

Considering the map of New Zealand in the mat's center logo and it being on a channel named Maori Television, my guess is this fight took place at Caesar's Palace.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

You don’t even know what a joke is, so I guess that makes you even.