He named her Iman Jr because she tore up the pussy just like daddy.

Could be hard to tell how his recovery is going since he’s thrown gingerly his entire life.

For the same exact reason I feel entitled to see the Hail Mary from the end of the Packers-Lions game. Even though I don’t have cable so I don’t contribute a monthly fee to any cable networks and didn’t watch it live to absorb those sweet advertisements that act as a form of payment from the audience. Because the NFL…

That dude in Aldo’s corner with the backwards hat...you’d think he’d just seen his family shot in front of him...damn, man.

Whenever we play “Eliminate Three States”, everyone picks Mississippi, regardless of politics, region of origin, or economic background.

He obviously broke it saying the pledge of allegiance or perhaps coldcocking a Syrian refugee because he’s the Marine Todd of football.

Jedi, Please. If they interpreted that way, they couldn’t erupt in righteous anger, defending the true and holy EU against the fan fiction being spewed by the evil and vile Jar Jar Abrams. Because, as we all know EU books like Death Troopers and the Courtship of Princess Leia would be far superior to anything that…

I think it’s safe to assume that by “a novel” he meant an Expanded Universe book...

“This Sunday, the garbage ass Forty Niners helmed by future quarterback training facility owner Blaine Gabbert will face the eternal tire fire of the Cleveland Browns, led by future “What happened to..” documentary subject Johnny Manziel!
Don’t miss a moment of this exciting turd smolder, as both teams push for draft…

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

“Fuck you, you’re getting a fucking embellishment!”

I know comparing players across eras is kind of a hot take...but fucking PRIME Kevin Garnett would have absolutely eaten Blake Griffen alive.

Are you fucking kidding me with that Luthor performance? You’re playing LEX LUTHOR, Eisenberg, not the goddamn Joker.

So much great writing leaving. So much Sam Biddle staying.

Dowsett didn’t say anything that bad? I mean, who in Utah DOESN’T look bad fondly on the RESPECT, CLASS, and GRIT showed by players like John Stockton, Tom Chambers, Jeff Hornacek, and Greg Ostertag over the cocksure and flashy players these days.

Doesn’t seem like the All Black’s haka, I presume it’s a funeral one?

I’m glad to see them dancing because you can’t spell funeral without “fun”.

Vardy Truther

like the NFLs Kurt Warner