On the Pittsburgh sideline, an aware Ben Roethlisberger was excitedly shouting “18! 18! 18!”. Mike Tomlin told him to stop, and ignored Roethlisberger’s pleas that he had not been looking at the cute girl in front row’s drivers license.

Imagine if this happened at Foxboro. What shitstorm would we be waking up to this AM?

Did you guys know that Odor is also a term in English for an unpleasant smell?

Before anyone breaks out the old “if only they had guns” trope, let me remind you: Texas is a stupidly shaped cesspool that should be punted into the sun.

Yeah... that division win streak is more a testament to how bad the AFC South has been than how good the Colts are. Especially considering that the Colts are 14-12 outside of the division.

This was the most disgusting thing to come out of a Hasselbeck’s mouth since the last airing of Fox & Friends.

An NYPD spokesman said their internal review is “still ongoing.”

The cynic side of me wonders if the NYPD would be so quick to act if this same thing happened to a non-famous, non-wealthy POC.

Fucktard, you have no idea what you are even saying. Quit while you’re only this far behind.

I don’t get it.

Zero sympathy for the Colts. None.

“Oh we sucked for one year and got to draft another generational QB woe is us.”

Fuck the Colts.

The Colts have got to be cursing the NFL schedule makers

They should hang a “Get Well Soon” banner in the stadium

Ball deflation is not equated to domestic abuse you fucktard.

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

Greg Hardy, who was suspended after being accused of violently abusing his then-girlfriend.

Is there any way I can unread that?

I’d ask someone to explain to me why this is funny, but I’m afraid that question assumes too much.

Yeah, I remember the first time I did a fuckton of weed and started writing....

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.