I just don’t get this logic... “the higher taxes we have the less freedom we have.”

Damn, these Royals have gone from plucky guys who this Twins fan cheered for last year, to a group of angry douches who have some massive chip on their collective shoulder.

Proximity to St. Louis.

So Trump successfully sued her for defamation? Interesting, because what his lawyer says about her here:

Avoiding contempt of your significant other/spouse? This is some revolutionary idea?

They had to hire a bunch of temps to comb through all the submissions for the Vikings.

Salty.

can now words sentence complete?

I’m so sorry.

Well, it looks like you actually did have a serial killer now.

Violet turns out to be a Darpa scientist, and they head to the White House together.

His connection is problematic, because if the premise is that educated = intelligent, he is Exhibit A in opposition of that statement.

He has since lost that ability after suffering a torn ACL, a torn LCL, a dislocated ankle, a shattered pituitary gland, a ruptured torso, a broken liver, a torn bladder, a hatchet gun wound, and a full-body tumor.

As always, you can humiliate them simply by listing their vestigial fuckups over the past year in random order. Like so!

I was taking down his hypocrisy, douchebag. As you can see, I have no problem with ad hominem.

Yeah, the irony is he whines about ad hominem attacks, and then spends a good minute or so characterizing his critics with sarcastic hyperbole: “I’m sure there is someone out there working on the next great American novel...”

Having listened to the clip, sakes alive is he a sanctimonious little man. For someone who is prone to making grand, sweeping statements that call entire institutions into question, he really has a problem with a couple specific things a few people have said about him.

Also, what’s with the “I am going to apologize for it” nonsense... either shit or get off the pot, brah.