That’s the one thing that Caddy has going for it, the V-series cars do transcend badge snobbery for some folks.

I’m on the Fencer on this issue

Sounds like the recovery may have been the nail in the coffin.

If by “fucked with” you mean “modified”, then yes.

You like what you like, it’s okay. We all had some version of a monster truck in our lunchbox full of toy cars, and some of us are just trying to make that real in our adulthood. Nothing wrong with you.

I’m not gonna say 100%, but maybe 75%. The truck driver was an asshole for going for it so aggressively, but the BMW driver could have been more courteous/careful.

“fucking trophies”, as in the living, breathing trinkets that commemorate the times he successfully fertilized an egg and require 18+ years of care and attention?

I know the following:

Haha “right wing” is quite a logical leap. Leave politics out of this it has nothing to do with anything in the video.

So because I need my 1997 Dodge Ram 3500 for work and play both, I, by default, have a small dick?

Not in my area. If I leave 3/4 of a car length in front of me, even while driving 65 mph, some idiot will try and squeeze in.

Am I the only person who was totally caught off guard when this guy whipped out the correct phonetic alphabet like it was nothing?

I think I need to put down the Jalopnik for a bit. Because all I can think about is what a fabulous / stupid trail rig that Bronco II would make

That Metro mess is fucking brilliant. We should crowdfund that dude to finish it.

To the contrary, the rear end of the car is precisely what makes it so gorgeous. It is called a shooting brake, sir.

His next article is “Why Porsche Sucks and Hasn’t Produced Anything Good Since the 924”

:O I made Jalopnik?! Very cool, thanks for the love! Here’s a few pictures, too.

The hero-worship around this guy is confounding.

The speed has a LOT to do with this. It has EVERYTHING to do with this. Guess what they don’t do on the autobahn or highways in Texas? Put crowned roads crossing the intersection, hard curbs or have sections of road be privately maintained. They also put crash barriers between the cars moving at speed and hard things…

oh lord, a “self aware” non mainstream media hipster moron. i hoped you werent real but alas you are