I think I missed one election since I was eighteen, and the horrible guilt has seared me ever since. My husband knows that if he wants me to leave him he has to cheat on me, turn out to be a killer with a double life, or not vote.

League of Women Voters

How about a live version performed last year for Obama at the White House? It was just posted on the Youtube channel.

Yes we did deserve him; we elected him twice. What we don’t deserve is Trump. (Ask the 66,000,000 voters who voted against his 63,000,000 - alas to no avail)

I WILL NOT! You can’t force me to say goodbye to him!!! La la la la I can’t hear youuuuu Obamaaaaa.

Eight years ago I was sitting in a bar on the North Side of Chicago, drunk and watching television and celebrating something I thought I’d never see in my life. Eight years and two different cities later I’m sitting in a chair on the East Coast and tearing up a little.

“Show up, dive in, stay at it.” https://www.indivisibleguide.com/ 

Also, walking out to a Coldplay song, a band whose most famous song is “Yellow”, was about as tangential to shady as the President is allowed to get.

Teach me how to say goodbye

That phrase... is this... real? Or is it a joke? I can’t tell anymore.

That cold roast beef sandwich is pretty specific... and fits absolutely perfectly. Well played you!

So sensual, so poetic.

And we all know Trump’s definition of “sensuality” is allowing him to rummage around the inside of your panties while you watch re-runs of “Celebrity Apprentice” after being offered (and turning down) a cold roast beef sandwich.

Mmmmm-mmmm all the sensual pussy-grabbing you can stand.

Supposedly, Trump is writing his own speech, too!

I have got to admit, I kind of can’t wait to watch this thing, for the car-crash aspect alone. Supposedly, Trump is writing his own speech, too!

I can’t even...

I figured it would be a Dom DeLuise treasure bath scenario....