Do a little coke on it?

Pour a little coke on it

Thinking about it from such a positive point of view maybe I’ll book my next flight on United. If I’m lucky I’ll win the kicked off a plane lottery...

we have the technology to fly airplanes but no way to tell how many tickets we’ve sold.

United should have just gotten a rental car for their employees that needed to get to Louisville for the next day. It’s a 4.5-5.5 hour drive according to Google maps.

For a guy who isn’t a runway model, these fit like nothing else I’ve tried. They are also durable enough to work through the weekend wearing the same pair and then wear them to work on Monday (I’m literally doing that now) They are completely stain-resistant and that crotch gusset is WAY more beneficial than you…

For a guy who isn’t a runway model, these fit like nothing else I’ve tried. They are also durable enough to work…

What, you expected me to READ the article? This is still Jalopnik, right?

Yes...that is easily under the 35k threshold. :D

scientific consensus = liberal douche crap

So you think the current administration should be allowed to censor hard scientific data now? Jesus fucking christ! Listen to yourself.

I work for the Park Service. I am going to continue posting science and facts on our parks website and social media accounts. This isn’t fucking North Korea and I’ll be damned if anyone tries to bully me into refuting cold hard data.

“Eh. We’d be fucked with the Dems anyway.”

step 1 :

I’m an independent and there is plenty of blame to go around, much of it on people who were duped into voting for Trump (coal jobs!). I think the ire people have against Sarandon, Stein and other left leaning people that advocated against or took votes from Hilllary is they generally espouse thoughts that are…

You are talking about an administration where one of its high-ranking officials used the phrase “alternate facts” without a shred of irony!

Every day for the next four years:

Tornado Alley isn’t really an alley, you know. It’s a third of the country. No one knows where a tornado will strike. In my nearly 50 years, the only nearby tornado severely damage about 100 buildings 10 years ago. It’s just not a thing. Cleanup is typically paid for by insurance, not state or federal diaster funding.…

“Hello, yes, I work for Jello Picnic”