Do a little coke on it?

Pour a little coke on it

For a guy who isn’t a runway model, these fit like nothing else I’ve tried. They are also durable enough to work through the weekend wearing the same pair and then wear them to work on Monday (I’m literally doing that now) They are completely stain-resistant and that crotch gusset is WAY more beneficial than you…

For a guy who isn’t a runway model, these fit like nothing else I’ve tried. They are also durable enough to work…

What, you expected me to READ the article? This is still Jalopnik, right?

Yes...that is easily under the 35k threshold. :D

I wondered too!

“Hello, yes, I work for Jello Picnic”

I was honestly wondering what would become of the DougCar after it finished it’s yearlong deployment. It’s almost like it’s staying in the family!

But Toyota Camrys are incapable of running over folks at C&C, unless they’re driven by elderly folks.

OMG I pissed my pants.

Beemer driver: my tire pressure guage misled me into entering the roadway at an inadvisable vector and speed.

Obligatory.

Boo hoo! So you are telling me that if a white person cosplayed as Luke Cage and used paint to get the right skin tone then its doing blackface?

Yes that is true, but Kotaku of all site should not be making that division greater, they should have more stuff like this which encourages others to participate. At least that’s how I see it.

Ah yes, that. Eh, watched the first episode, didn’t intrigue me. Maybe when I’m really bored and have nothing else to watch I’ll continue with it. But yeah if that’s where it’s from, no wonder I didn’t know what it was! Thanks! hehe