There's one rather obvious difference.

Well, there's actually science behind this "they all look the same" trope. Our brains learn how to distinguish each other based on various features, but those features aren't the same across different races. So white people might see asians as "all the same", black people might see white people as "all the same", and…

Shut the fuck up.

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Oh, @DBryant92, I don't think you need to worry about showing up at another Super Bowl for quite a while. #browns #vivalachud

So sad, yet so fitting.

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Excellent piece of writing. I'd love to read something similar about the old 1990s NFL Primetime music...

And for the hell of it.

Sorry Yanks, but Hockey Night in Canada trumps all

What do you mean " get back in the car" at the gas station. I never get out of the car at the gas station.

Here are the stats: 1355.3 miles 21:03 total time 21.6 MPG average 63 MPH average speed 1 possible dead bird 2 2nd gen Camrys spotted 0 Moslers spotted

I would actually say that the dark-green/brown and black Taurus police car looks kind of bad ass. Certainly better than any blue and white livery I've seen them sporting.

Spoiler alert: There's chewing tobacco underneath.

Pretty sure that's a Ford, dude.

The lady next to him?

Has nobody ever taught you the art of "rocking" you car out?

"My uncle got struck by lightning once. You'd think it'd give you superpowers, but now he just masturbates in theaters..."

The edges of these pits appear at first glance to be lined with gold — but the true composition of the dust comprising the walls of these pits remains a mystery."