I read George Takei's autobiography a number of years ago. A couple of things really struck me at the time: I went to school in the 1960's and 1970's, and history was a subject in which I did very well. However, at NO time during those years was I taught anything about Japanese internment camps during WWII. I had…

That's okay, Eddie, Old Son; we're not too wild about the idea, either.

Dude, I didn't say pudding pop for cryin' out loud.

Pills was asking for it.

Sounds like some sort of group sex thingy for those who indulge in water sports. But then, I reside in the gutter.

Now that you mention it….

That always disturbed me. Cosby only had about 5 minutes worth of bit in his comedy special on the birth of one of his children. If he would have made himself a proctologist - or even a gastroenterologist - on his show, he would've gotten a lot more mileage out of it. Everyone knows that hemorrhoids and dyspepsia…

Another daytime talk show failure.

I once had sex in a big puddle of pudding. Does that count?

Yup, you're probably right about that (the douchechill part at least - whateverthefuck that means), but he doesn't make a habit of slagging off on the very industry - or its denizens - who have been responsible for depositing lots of lots of money into his bank account. There are just some hands you shouldn't bite,…

Yes, but Harrison Ford really enjoyed a resurgence in popularity when he announced publicly that Shia LeBeouf was an egomaniacal little fuck wad. Or whatever it was he called him.

Makes sense. Whenever I read his name, I develop an uncontrollable urge to pass gas.

You got that right.

JEFF BRIDGES?!?!

I'm getting verklempt.

I did it better.

You are a sneaky little fucker, aren't you? I think I'm in love.

Charlie's a freaking brainiac compared to Shia. At least Charlie thought about what he was going to say before he opened his yapper. Not so Master LaBeouf.

Fuuuuuuccckkk, he really is stealing all of your bits! What a LaBeouf!!

But, considering the source material, certainly worth the effort.