Hufflepuff be bitchin cuz we live by the kitchen. Y'all mad cuz we got that sweet snack hook up.

90% of the people in Slytherin weren't evil. Snape was a Slytherin and he gave his life to defend Harry Potter defying evil all the way.

The people in Slytherin are very smart, but also very easily swayed towards the easier side of life which is why crime is something they get into. i.e. why work hard when I can just…

Thank you! I will admit I do sometimes use porn to aid in my uh, efforts, but I am mighty picky. I need the woman involved to actually appear to be enjoying herself and ya know, have her blow job reciprocated. I recently sent a video I liked to my boyfriend and he's like, "That does it for you?" Like I had said, "No,…

That's the dumbest fucking thing I have read today.

Ugh what a touchy situation. Here's my lesbian chef two cents. I think this is one of those situations where that disclosure of perspective is relevant.

Yo, I'mma let you finish, but the best version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow is still IZ's:

The trouble with "tranny" is that over time it's come to represent the extreme dehumanization and objectification as purely sexual fetish objects of transgender people. That's the word's connotation, and that's not something that can really be changed.

I found an updated seating chart.

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On a semi-related note, I was able to talk a manager at KFC into honoring an expired coupon for a free pot pie yesterday.

"I wish I knew what I was getting into."

You're free to ignore these posts, and the tweets they contain, of course. For me (and not in any way representing Deadspin's editorial stance, which I have never discussed with anyone), I think there's value in this sort of reminder that, for example, an NFL team drafting an openly gay player for the first time…

Forgive me if I doubt that your strategy for social change has any basis in fact or practice. Everyone (not all, but some!) who begins to think about justice does it in the same manner you do, by apologizing for strong feelings, by believing that being concilatory toward objectors and oppressors is a way to gain…

Yes. Cool. Generalization sucks.

The meme is ridiculing people who say "not all X do X" in response to a serious discussion about race, gender, sex, culture etc...

Yes, but I am terrified that I will send a draft to someone that says: Scholars maintain that young adults [CITE SOME FUCKING SOURCES]. So now I omit the cussing from my notes to myself.

do you understand what the free market is? consumers can pressure companies to do things and companies can choose to respond to that pressure. that's how the world works. another thing is that when people in the public eye say terrible things, other people will believe them and act on those terrible things. so some…

Freedom of expression is also freedom to deal with the consequences. If you say something mean-spirited and offensive, and enough people call for your head, then that's not the PC police being overzealous, that's society telling you you're being an ass and giving you a slap for your troubles. Only pissants and…