so the hole can fart rainbows?

I’ve been seeing this picture in Jez comment section the past week and each time I stared at it for ten seconds waiting for something to happen, thinking that it’s one of those THE MORE YOU KNOW gifs.

I’ve only now realized it means that you are giving STARS.

literally bless you i just cracked up and my coworker is like dafuq because i was crying two seconds before

Ah. Huan Zhu Gege. Memories of my teenagehood suddenly comes rushing in.

Zhao Wei is a gift. I’m sure the judge gave the plaintiff a massive eyeroll.

I like this comment so much I actually googled Marmoset immediately.

Jez seems to be going into this direction where if you’re not part a small group of women that includes “Bey” and “RiRi”, you get snarked at and made fun of. But I’m overgeneralizing, so.

It’s just tiring. Even the good writers don’t seem to give a shit about fostering a healthy environment for opinion exchange.

I’m very new at performance art as a whole (i’ve just started reading about it) and as it is, would you mind explaining what you meant about Abramovic? Did you mean all her work after “The Artist is Present” in 2010?

SORAYA MONTENEGRO.

I def don’t know that about MPG, but Kristin Kreuk is so gorgeous sometimes I can’t deal with her. (I am Indonesian, but 100% Chinese ethnic, which I think is similar to Kreuk’s mother).

Oh God I agree with you and I love Jia’s writing (that is not in the comment section) jesus christ. This is one of those profound moments where i learn that you can love the work and not the creator.

sigh. you write so well.

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wow, you are a massive, massive asshole.

I have respect for people who can seamlessly work in “have/take several/a huge seat/s” in their daily conversation so A STAR FOR YOU

...people getting angry about poorer people talking about their cheap weddings because it makes them feel bad for the amount the spent on their lavish weddings...

Yeah. In my part of the world, telling an acquaintance that you haven’t met for some time that they’ve gained weight/lost weight is very common- literally, “you look fatter!” And is not considered rude at all. I went to school in the US for 5 years and i was so confusef when i moved back home until i remembere that…

... which mean-celeb thread???

Thank you. This has been a problem with some of the newer Jez writers — the bizarre thing is, they are smart and write smart articles and I enjoy these articles... And then I see the way they respond to a politely expressed valid viewpoint that doesn’t necessarily agree with them and the condescension and snark and…

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I appreciate this. It just seems like all my friends (who are Asian, obviously) get the flush but not the other annoying symptoms. Someone had suggested I take histamine blocker (something like antihistamine but not exactly similar) to discourage reactions, but idk - this sounds counterproductive and not…