Uh. No. Every tweet he makes is screenshot to death by slavering journalists. Nothing is getting lost. Frankly I wonder if this is just the dotard old-man-accidentally-deleting his Twitter account. Like “covfefe.”

Yeah! Thanks Donna! We probably just lost Virginia because you had to say this NOW! Not Thanksgiving. Now.

Uh. Wait. Yeah. Did this affect vote tallies at all. The media was busy nattering about Hillary’s e-mails or slobbering over Trump. Bernie had massive crowds of adoring white millenials. People who wanted to vote voted. And Hillary was just able to get high-turnout Democratic primary groups (*cough*blackwomen*cough*)…

I was wondering why police said “random shooter” and not “terrorism.” Shooting into random target-rich environment so close after the New York terror attack? Sounds like terrorism to me. Then I saw the picture of the suspect. Oh.

Oh lord, that is the face of a child who just realized her dad was Donald Trump Jr. Poor girl. It’s never “to” early to be horrified by your Nazi dad.

Exactly, right?

So so so glad this was just a misunderstanding and the little girl is safe.

Sorry, those aren’t white tears. White tears are what I got all over my facebook page when I suggested that women who voted for Trump really weren’t allowed to do “hashtag metoo.” Oh the whiteness! “This is not okay,” was the most common response. Meaning my comment. Not the spectacle of female Trump voters going…

Easy odds: Flynn and Manafort. Slightly longer odds: Don Jr., Jared Kushner and anyone who was in that room with that Kremlin lawyer. Longer odds: Gorka and Bannon. Longest odds: Trump and Pence. Sorry, but I don’t think Ivanka can be charged with anything.

Jared Kushner. Has anyone heard anything about him lately? It’s like Pumpkin Spice Putin knew the boy was about to be put in cuffs and has been gently easingnhim out of the White House these past few weeks.

Why is this man taking up pixels on my phone?

Acknowledged and apologized. Didn’t lie and insult the victim to cover his ass. Not excusing the man but damn. I do miss the good old days folks.

Keeping her support “low-key” means putting money in his prison comissary account. It doesn’t mean being a “star witness” so a child rapist can remain free and his victims don’t see justice. And I liked Minaj too! Now I’m going to have to stop listening to her music! So angry!

Asking for a friend?

People have been shot at and run over by cars and killed at Spencer’s events. Couldn’t they forbid it as simple danger to the public? They wouldn’t let a group of ISIS leaders speak at an American university, would they?

Bizarre that the military wouldn’t let her see the body. I can understand their discouraging her. Let her memories of her husband be those of the handsome young man and father of her children that she loved... not a mangled corpse. But actively FORBIDDING her? After she DEMANDS to see the body in full knowledge that…

Still don’t patronize Burger King because they practice tax inversion. Basically Burger King bought a small Canaduan donut chain so they could pay low Canadian tax dollars while earning most of their money from American dollars. So that’s American schools and American roads not getting Burger King dollars. I love…

Rec’d for “the great aunties in Congress.”

Ugh. Well, I’m sure she can get a job in the Pence administration after Mueller slaps the cuffs on that illiterate Nazi who has crashing at Obama’s house since January.

Yeah, same here. I don’t mind seeing a celebrity dumpster fire but bringing a baby into it (and reminding the public that there is a baby now being brought up by two emotionally unstable coke heads) turns the whole thing from enjoyable tabloid junk to mere sadness. I’m done.