Yeah, I was afraid of this. Thank you Bernie Sanders and Tom Perez.

Samantha Bee was making fun of Conspiracy Theorists when she asked the same question... but it looks like she may have been on to something!

Samantha Bee asked the same question.

Ugh. Good luck getting a racist old Alzheimer’s patient to stop using slurs. It’s the ish all employees experience every day. Working in nursing homes is awful. So glad I am no longer doing that.

Good Lord! That was all I was thinking watching that show.

To be fair she’s a little more honest than Dolezal. She’s never lied about being a white woman in the past. That’s about all I can say in her defense. But yeah, there are 10 types of crazy going on with this woman.

A platitudinous pink parachute parading around with pussy-grabbing Pumpkin spice Pinochet? Nah.

Perhaps Westburo Baptist? But seriously, why are we wasting pixels on this piece of human nothing? He is gone. Removed from human society. Let his whining remain in that 6x8 cell with him. Plenty of dangerous racists still on the loose that we need to occupy ourselves with.

Oh please let that be the reason!

Remember “Californication.” “For every beautiful woman, there is a man tired of having sex with her.”

I am a medic and Haldol is NOT an EMS medication. If someone needs to calm down we use Midazolam or Ativan. Medics are not allowed to administer Haldol. Of course this is in Florida. Maybe Maryland is different?

Now, now... I hear there was violence on both sides. Both sides. The other guys were walking, you know. They may have been shouting and screaming too once the bullets ripped through them. So you know....both sides are equally responsible.

I am glad they are taking it to the malls and suburbs. Trump-ville. One bad consequence of Ferguson was that mostly black-owned businesses were harmed by the riots. I am not advocating riots here but the fact that the protests are taking it to the white places is good.

It’s weird that all neo-nazis’ fears are based on sexual inadequacy. “We on’t like brown people bein’ with our wimmen!” “We don’t like the fact that each succeeding generation of Americans are slightly browner than the last!” It all seems to come down “Waaah! Our whiny, rat-faced white white white behinds can’t get a…

Completely unnecessary slam of Lance Armstrong here! Granted Armstrong is an asshole but his face is not punchable and Armstrong has never harassed women. And frankly if anyone needs to lose a testicle to cancer it’s Shkreli.

Yeah, exactly. People forget that Hillary is a lawyer. She knows this ish cold.

Macauley Culkin. Or a blond Jared Kushner

I am shocked, shocked. . . that this wasn’t a Florida deputy. Shocked. Still, we have that charmer who threatened to arrest anyone at a hurricane shelter with an outstanding warrant. So Florida is still keeping it classy!

Can I hate Kaepernick for saying Trump and Clinton were “equally racist” and encouraging black millenials to stay home? Seriously, if Kaepernick had encouraged black millenials to vote, we would have had higher turnout in Milwaukee, Philadelphia, and Detroit. . and Trump would have lost the EC. Hillary Clinton is…

Google image search “Gonorrhea vaginal discharge.” Copy source image. Paste. Send back with “here’s mine! Does this look serious?”