There’s really no excuse.

I’m not sure when it changed, but I can clearly remember a time when adults knew how to ignore dumb shit that doesn’t even affect them instead of ranting about it on Facebook.

People have supposedly also committed suicide while handcuffed in the back of a police cruiser. Did the Root detail whether or not the cop car was white in that instance?

Nah. I live in a major Ohio city.

Should have given the cop a snickers. :/

I AM SO OFFENDED.

One thing I dislike about modern games is the controller, and its general lack of button assignment info outside of a digital medium.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge 2/3 of the guns wielded by 1/5 of the people.

You used to have to calibrate your joystick for each game you played on PC.

And you expect people to know what’s best for them, especially when under duress? You cannot form a useful opinion about the future of yourself and your child if you don’t know the ramifications of your choices like, say, a doctor would.

You should censor with cabbage.

Confused as to how a baby can claim any religion...

If I’m agnostic, does that automatically mean that my child is agnostic? I doubt it.

I used to illustrate our adventures in mspaint.... I’d dig them up, but... they’re not uh... good.

You know those women will have a copy of it right next to the “Black Cocks” folder, 50 Shades fanfic folder, and a collection of self-help PDFs they downloaded from questionable sources.

When they stop paying people a bullshit amount for a game they’re going to resell used at full (unopened) price, I’ll consider going back to gamestop... but until that happens, I’m honestly confused as to why the FUCK I would ever walk in their door for any reason.

For every last-gen collection of games that was pawned…

My next door neighbor’s trash is all over my yard. They don’t even bring in the trash cans from the street, and leave them wide open as they quickly refill both with garbage. Recycle bin, you say? Don’t be absurd.

As a MUD developer for the last 11 years, all I’m going to say is: