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I don't know about heels, but I do know how fucking magnets work. *hides in the corner*

off topic: shitty wealthy people make me want to kill myself. If being an asshole is what brings you success in this world I don't want any part of it.

My ex was not such a good guy. He was nasty, teased my eyebrows in a racist way (said I looked like "a Mexican", whatever that means), called parts of my body fat, refused to let me wear makeup or any black clothing, and was a general asshat. I'm sure he got it from his father, who once told me not to tell people what

motion seconded.

I like that you saved the plants!

Ugh trigger warning! I took some of my sisters halloween candy one year as a kid and she locked me in a closet for an hour and made me answer simpsons trivia questions. Every time i got one right, she would shove an m&m under the door. I shit you not.

A guy i had dated for 6 months told me he was going to Aruba with 6 of his guys friends. He asked me to housesit for him, water his plants and drop him off and pick him up from the airport. Before he left some of his other friends invited me to go skiing with them. After I dropped him off at the airport I went to

The girl who tried to fake an entire trip to Budapest and even went so far as to attempt geotagging photos taken in one Jezebel staffer's apartment (didn't work).

I'm not certain, but isn't a douchebro giving a good, sincere apology for perpetuating rape culture one of the Four Horsemen?

The initial letter read more like an inside joke than anything serious. I am glad that he recognized and called out the fact that the true issue is that rape is not a joke.

I think you are right. Our response to this guy is almost "boys will be delusional man children." That's letting him off too easy. This guy has serious anti-social tendencies. He has problems seeing women as autonomous agents with identities beyond the length of their hair. He's failed to develop any sense of

The was exactly the phrase I used to describe reading about this guy. As someone that dabbles in fictional writing, I had a hard time convincing myself that someone like this actually exist. He was too ridiculous for my poor bleeding-heart West coast liberal brain to really comprehend.

My favorite quote about dating (I'd attribute it if I could remember where it came from): Dating means spending a lot of time with people you don't like/hate.

I'm a reformed Nice GuyTM and speaking of that mindset I never flew off the handle at girls or threatened them. I'm not proud of this but I could be (and was) emotionally manipulative but I never got screaming at women.

Dating is supposed to be fun, I hear, but I'm pretty sure it's actually the worst.

I'm not a feminist, but I'd like to encourage everyone to treat women as equal members of society and provide them with exactly the same opportunities and rights that are available to men; all while fostering a society of mutual respect and freedom to exercise opinions and options.

He seems like he as Aspergers or something. Or something. No one who is normal in the brain is like that. He seems way too literal and honest. Like he doesn't understand why you would just sugarcoat the truth or not answer questions. It's weird.

Also in the book! Okay, so here's one that really killed me in a chapter about animals feeling Hope. Washoe is a chimp:

When Washoe grew older, she had a baby that died four hours after birth because of a defective heart. Three years later she had a second baby, Sequoyah. Sequoyah was sickly, and despite excellent

"When will I get to be as full and bushy as the others?"

I've been a Kronk fangirl ever since I saw that movie. <3 <3 <3 <3 KRONK! He's not really a villain, nor is he inept or just a henchman; he's a superb cook and mixologist, is great with animals and kids, is superbly athletic but engages in a variety of different types of athletics from ballet to gymnastics, and has