A couple years ago, a young man named R.J. rented the house next to my home. He kept it clean and the yard was immaculate. He was friendly and would offer to mow my yard while he was out mowing his. Turns out he was cooking meth in there. He was arrested and the house had to have abatement done. The people who…

oh yes, because women's vaginas are delicate, beautifully scented flowers! we're like a perfume commercial

I'd wear that shirt only if I wanted to look like a bloody twat.

I just like to picture the opening weekend numbers for Gravity coming out and Halle Berry screaming into the phone at her agent. "GIVE ME TV'S GRAVITY!!!!!"

I took a closer look at the makeup she was sporting, and I can see where you would see a darkening of makeup that looks like brownfae. I don't know know if the intent was actually to make her look darker, however.

I hear you. And I appreciate all the dialogue here, too. Like you, I'm here to listen, talk, and learn. There's too much underserving/ignoring of issues raised by and about people of color on this site.

I thought it was just Nasim Pedrad with a drawn on beard

The girl playing her is of Iranian descent, apparently.

This is for you.

I heard Weak Nuclear Force was better, but I'm sure those ratings will decay quickly.

No I have never and would never fake a pregnancy. Nor have I "accidentally" gotten pregnant. I had an unplanned pregnancy as a teenager and gave my child up for adoption. It's pretty much the defining event of my life. I would never fake that happening or do anything to make it happen without the other person's…

the Dom/Sub relationship is also given thankfully lots of consideration and so far explored seemingly rather honestly.

If it were anyone other than Hemingway I would laugh, because it's funny... Except with Hemingway you know it's like "Hahaha so funny... ... ... But seriously though, right?"

I have to say the highlight for me was Kate Mckinnon on weekend update giving her GTA review.

*seeing this for the first time ever* *clawing eyeballs* *unable to un-see*

Your friends are crazy and you need new friends. I hear there's this lady named Stevie Nicks who has a lot of time on her hands and has yet to see season two of Game of Thrones. Why don't you queue up the Netflix, fire up some candles, and see if she wants to hang?

Javier Bardem is the only man in the history of human civilization who has managed to make baby teeth look hot.

An amazing book entitled "The Guide to Getting It On" helped me a ton before I'd even delved into sex or oral. I'd barely made out with anyone by the time I read it (at 16) but it helped to make sex less mysterious and scary, and gave some great tips for focusing on pleasuring yourself and your partner and why those…

I've always been annoyed by this too. Of course if your husband was a drug dealer, and you had 2 kids to think of, of course you'd be mad. Of course you'd leave. Of course you'd be confused and depressed and not smile a lot. Honestly I think people don't like her because her character never smiles. But her life was…