*seeing this for the first time ever* *clawing eyeballs* *unable to un-see*

Your friends are crazy and you need new friends. I hear there's this lady named Stevie Nicks who has a lot of time on her hands and has yet to see season two of Game of Thrones. Why don't you queue up the Netflix, fire up some candles, and see if she wants to hang?

Javier Bardem is the only man in the history of human civilization who has managed to make baby teeth look hot.

An amazing book entitled "The Guide to Getting It On" helped me a ton before I'd even delved into sex or oral. I'd barely made out with anyone by the time I read it (at 16) but it helped to make sex less mysterious and scary, and gave some great tips for focusing on pleasuring yourself and your partner and why those…

I've always been annoyed by this too. Of course if your husband was a drug dealer, and you had 2 kids to think of, of course you'd be mad. Of course you'd leave. Of course you'd be confused and depressed and not smile a lot. Honestly I think people don't like her because her character never smiles. But her life was…

I think she could do so much bad stuff.

Haha! Although, even as a kid I always found 'daddy' really squicky, like before I even had a concept of sex or it being sexy. Just always hated it. Remember talking to someone who still called her dad daddy and said she could never ever use it during sex because of it and I was the total opposite, I would rather use…

That's exactly what I was thinking. How coincidental that all of her "homies" text her at the EXACT moment she is being interviewed by Rolling Stone.

And the fact that it's a prize in the genetic lottery makes it superficial?

Yeah! Holla at me, stoner sisters!

Finally I can kill a Dragon to unlock my Shouts

Atheism is the claim that there is no deity, not the lack of a claim about the existence of a deity. You're an implicit Atheist, which is basically an agnostic.

So, what makes atheism and agnosticism different?

Trying simultaneously feed Paleos and Vegans sounds tricky, as I think their only protein source in common would be nuts, and then you would end up killing someone with a nut allergy.

"Capitivating as Patty Hearst"?

I am offended, or at least as offended as I, Sir Darkfalcon, can be about your rude comments about so-called Anti-Paladins. I hold open doors because I do not know if the feebler sex can withstand constant door opening on their own. Once, and only once, I was opening a door while some knave was also opening it from…

Can we say "realists" rather than "bigots"? Aren't bigots prejudice based on racial assumptions? Must I be forced to socialize with those that insist on making arguments based on fantasy or can't I just continue on with my gang of fact based cognitive thinkers without being called a racist?

White Lady, here.

At one point in my life I realized every single one of my friends and good acquaintances was white. It made me feel like an asshole. Was I intentionally avoiding all situations where I would encounter non-white folks, and when I did was I just unintentionally avoiding meaningful interactions? Some…

I usually don't like all the snarking on religion that sites like this tend to trade in, but I thought that line was funny and not malicious. I interpreted it as an honest encouragement to go to church if you are so inclined, but if you're not inclined, then maybe go to a fantasy tabletop gaming night or something.

In all seriousness - the realization that the feminine isn't some sad backwater gender or an unfortunate result of patriarchy is unspeakably powerful, particularly for feminine men and women but also for those who desire them. Personally, as a born ball-buster, I spent my childhood and the adolescence scorning girly…