Thank God for the Cornflake Homunculus.

Never said the beginning was boring. In the manga, it’s incredibly effective at setting the scene. But it’s hardly ideal for moving pictures.

Ha! I hate when people comment based solely on a headline, and yet that’s exactly what I did...I am dumb, and I thank you for taking the time to read the article for me.

I glued my lips shut once with super glue in college. I was in 3D design class and we had to make these god-awful paper mache objects. Sitting among a thousand pieces of paper on my bedroom floor, I wiped my mouth without thinking and BAM - could not open mouth. Also...could not call anyone. I had to go next door to…

I was going to suggest that we do our own snowflake coloring book of Trumpanzees but then I realized it’s boring if the only crayon you get to use is white.

There’s a quote that appears in Norm MacDonald’s recent book, which goes something like “Applause is voluntary, but laughter isn’t”.

That doesn’t really follow. Both ‘Injustice’ and the DC films are a product of DC’s overall direction beginning with IDENTITY CRISIS and INFINITE CRISIS.

You mean like Batman vs Superman? Because among other things, that was based on The Dark Knight Returns. Also, the Injustice comics seem pretty good.

Nah, Injustice is actually good. And Snyder doesn’t need any “inspiration” to fuck something up. He’s got it covered all by himself.

It’s a good thing even real-life science has discovered ways to help couples reproduce that don’t involve sex. Let alone a society that has developed interstellar space travel.

I’m in love with Jim Sterling’s duality of having some of the most banal, bizarre, and crude humor out there while also having one of the sharpest, most insightful minds analyzing the gaming industry right now. It is good that he won.

This can only be the first step to the GarfiGrump Cinematic Universe we’ve all been waiting to see.

After the news conference on MSNBC, Peter Alexander said something to the effect “He’s known for writing “The Art of the Deal”, but this was more like “The Art of the Deflection””.

Its good to see game developers really go out there to explore all these very different types of protagonists.