They all look like Bryce from 13 Reasons Why

Far left mugshot - there’s the ringleader. I’d bet real money he’s raped a few girls and bullied some awkward kids. He has the eyes of a serial killer.

Nah, they aren’t pretty and preppy enough for lacrosse.

They really look like they were typecast for this exact sort of thing, don’t they? Smug, defiant Watschengesichter.

Unfortunately, they’ll probably get off with nothing - not even probation. First offenses and white kids getting second chances blah blah blah. And they’ve likely already been accepted into college if they were going.

Looking at the mug shots, factoring the racist assholery, I’m thinking lacrosse team.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

It’s all a game to these people. Cillizza views Trump and his Goon Squad the same way the Pelicans view the Warriors. Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

Okay, I’m concerned that you men don’t have a firm grasp of female anatomy. A cup is DESIGNED to hold the penis and testicles of a male player. Therefore, a cup will do nothing for women who lack penises and testicles.

Ovaries are not in the same location as testicles, so a cup does nothing. Ovaries are in a girl’s/woman’s abdomen.

I believe you, but also this is literally a sub-plot and scene in the original Bad News Bears.

When I played little league, we had a girl on our team who was absolutely better than all of the boys in the entire league. I remember the only thing I was pissed about was that she didn’t have to wear a cup.

They look like Draco Malfoy’s goons.

Punchable either way though.

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

Tiny face, or giant head? I can’t decide...

Anytime anybody uses the term “SJW” in earnest, they are a worthless garbage-sewer. 100% of the time.