Wait- Ja Rule refers to himself as God?

Why did you cut off the “for a white boy?” Because that would seem racist to me. (This comment will be 100% ignored since it doesn’t fit in with this site’s  victim status). Good luck writing for this fucking shit completely laughable shit show though. You’re definitely going to make it!

Has this person ever written before or does she just assume anything she says is interesting? Fucking trash. No wonder this site will soon be gone. Talentless.

“I would have reported it but I was just too busy jacking off with coconut oil. Sorry officer.”

Totally agree! What insane person would want to be in beautiful, 75 degree LA right now? 

Imagine writing this and being like “Heh, this is pretty cool.” Fucking pathetic.

Sweet, love those autoplay videos. Definitely a good choice to take a tip from Yahoo and CNN’s sites.

I like how every Michael Harriot article needs to include insults to physical appearances. But they are white people so it’s ok. But if someone on the street were to call him an ugly bald man, it would be a six part article on how offended he is and everyone is racist. No wonder he writes for a shit web site like…

I’m trying to think of something that, with the millions of problems in the world today, is less important than this. And I’m coming up empty. But Emma must be sleeping soundly tonight with her trying to gain equality in...something that literally 99.999999% of people in the world don’t care about about and whom it…

Knobler thought this was BASEketball and was going for the psych out.

Calm down Jerry.

That IS the highlight, in my opinion. Not many guys can make that pass.

Double-check it, bitch.

Trade him to the Magic for one last run of glory.

She could suck his dick standing up.

Michael- why are your posts always so full of insulting comments about looks and weight? Really weird and shitty. You seem to have some issues.

Agreed. I have never been so offended in my life.

Your mama is toilet soup Samer.

Nice tits Nicky baby.

Michael Harriot’s articles are always filled with absolute hatred, name-calling, and body-shaming. But it’s ok because they are “bad”people deserving of such. Too bad he isn’t articulate enough to write something “edge-y” without using any of those lame tropes.