And you will always be home?

This is like an old recurring stress dream I used to have. Someone would be chasing me with a knife and my calls to 911 would keep dropping. 

I would wager that 9-1-1 outages are more likely than your phone flat-out not working. No phone, landline or cellular, is going to protect you from that.

He says one line in the trailer. Wait until you can actually hear the voice acting. It didn’t sound like an American Accent to me, for instance, but it’s hard to tell in that short snippet of dialogue.

“I have no idea why you would hire Hugh Laurie just to have him do an American accent instead of his natural British accent.”

Dumb dolphin CEO caught in a net of his own making, as shark investors and board members prepare to dine on his dumb flesh.

I would absolutely watch a 10 episode series with just Ben Kingsley and Morris.

He’s already survived one regeneration so yeah it wouldn’t surprise me.

the most stretched-for criticisms of things possible

What it means is this -

Er… the Harley Quinn show isn’t cancelled. They’re working on season 3 right now.

“A woman with a mysterious illness is forced into action when a group of terrorists attempt to hijack a transatlantic overnight flight. In order to protect her son she will have to reveal a dark secret, and unleash the inner monster she has fought to hide.”

This looks fun. I do have a soft spot for these 'victim turns out to be a psycho/monster' types of stories. 

Now that I see this, I want a very late to the party Monsters University mod.

Good job Matty, you went from inciting violence against FB to sedition against the US government.  That makes it all better.

The role was written for a guy and cast a guy and filmed with a guy, but he was replaced after being exposed as a sex creep/pedo. So I’d argue it still loosely fits as defined here.

Some of the meta jokes were amusing.  How many times did you say “That the only move you got?” to your friend who just beats you with leg sweeps, uppercuts and flying kicks.

Damn good to see Mackie is getting his own movie. 

That’s one of the best jokes in all of cinema, period. But next time, reverse the order of the pictures.

My first guess was Nazi. Just trying to figure out if he’d be an Operation Paperclip kind or the fled to South America after WWII kind. Either way, and ally or not, Indy is gonna punch him. :)