Not gonna lie, I’d be super interested in talking to a “me” chat bot. I can also envision a portion of the population doing it, and taking it as seriously as tarot and astrology and whatnot--not doing anything without first talking to their chat bot. Yikes.

Someone follow the CEO of Microsoft around and record everything they say in public to make a chatbot out of it, and see how quickly this idea disappears.

Some of the larger community’s “chosen family” members have refused to allow a pandemic to redefine their lives and have brazenly broadcast their gatherings

I love the insistence that George Washington owning slaves shouldn’t count against him because he really wasn’t all that onboard with the idea. Y’know, not so much that he’ll let them go. But he hated it so much that he decided that once he and his wife died, yeah I guess you’re free to go then. What a generous guy.

I have a spare blood pressure gauge I’m happy to send to the murderer-who-is-least-culpable. That will solve his gotdamn problem.

The GOP has no original ideas, and their initiative is to simply did the opposite of anything the Democrats do.

Lol...the part about slavery reads like what a group of neo-Nazi intellectuals would put together to trivialize, minimize and deny, what Adolph Hitler and his boys did to the Jewish community in Germany. This borders on slavery denial.

Given Godzilla’s origins, I believe an atomic drop would be more apropos.

Also, there will be humans there, presumably so someone can go “Oh, he’s winning!” whenever one of the big animals lands an especially good suplex or punch.

One game is enough for them to sandwich between a few hundred ads. 

One game is enough for them to sandwich between a few hundred ads. 

Damn, I am sure everyone who was accused by McCarthy wished they had YOU around to stick up for them

You’re so cool for taking a stand and *looks at notes* spending $70 dollars on a product.

I ain’t fucking playing it.

It’s painfully obvious, in the US at least, that the general populous is unable to handle unfiltered news and information being fed directly to algorithm-driven echo chambers. All social media has really done is show just how easily people are influenced, and how little effort they will take to critically think about…

I hadn’t even noticed that glaring idiocy. Of course the only photos on antifa websites are of nazis. It’s not like they have an ‘about us’ page with staff portraits and bios.

As we all know, if antifa takes your picture they capture your soul, those are all forced slaves of antifa.

My theory: Bowser Jr. was playing around with the paintbrush from Sunshine again and accidentally got some of the malicious paint on Bowser; that explains why he’s spewing out drops of darkness when he’s awakening. So Junior went to the one person he knows can stop his dad, Mario, teaming up to take down Kaiju…

Shut the fuck up. They gave Mario Goku hair and Bowser a fucking rock choir themesong? This is always my favorite Nintendo. Doin' dumb goofy shit and just having fun. I wish we got more of that. 

1) Touche

He’s literally got two handguns pointed at his dick, unholstered.