I don’t know.. I tried the 10 touch strategy at a club last week..

I’ll let you know when my court date is confirmed.

I was raised to believe that if you weren’t in school or at work, you were lazy. My parents (Depression-era, born and raised in poverty) never took sick leave even when they were sick. I was in the hospital as a kid, and they still went to work. They missed every school play, recital, spelling bee, science, fair,…

Every anniversary, my wife and I chant, “Four more years!  Four more years!”  

You must realize these are people with personalities that preclude any member of the opposite sex from wanting to be within talking distance, let alone allowing them to get laid. Think about how much time that frees up in life. And they probably forgot that during the power outage, their computer and internet will be…

Pretty sure this is one of those relationships that happen when you romanticize the joker and harley quinn.

Now let’s hear your dating dos and don’ts!

And it’s not like it will be anything but obvious when all these new registrations show up at this one address. WHICH WILL BE PUBLIC RECORDS!

He didn’t just give specific instructions on how to commit voter fraud, he actually shamed anyone who didn’t want to do it. This is nuts!

While Trump chaos reigns supreme here, there are good things happening for others on this planet. The WHO has approved the dapivirine ring, a vaginal insert that protects women from HIV infection and more importantly is undetectable to male partners.

I’ll have the Gordita Supreme and the MAGA Tears Mountain Dew special please.

In this century:

In 1989, my mother and my 3 year-old-self were caught crossing the border near Tijuana. We were leaving El Salvador where the American caused Civil War convinced my mom to finally leave. My mom and I were put in a detention center, TOGETHER, for 2 days. We applied for asylum as refugees of war and were permitted to…

They need to be executed for treason. Aiding and abetting a group hostile to the country is one of the few things that has the death penalty as punishment.

I don’t get how Biden can fix it, with nearly 70m fucking morons having recently voted in favour of both dying from and killing with COVID for the foreseeable future. It only takes one careless infectious turd to start an outbreak. How do you stop it when it's nearly half your voters nationally?

I’ve given up trying to go there. The last few times I’ve tried, drive thru line is always wrapped all the way around the building.

I have a vague memory of living off their taco salad while on spring break in the 80s.

Oh my God. I’m so embarrassed. I fixed it. Stupid almost-engineering-switched-to-English degree!!!

This is interesting to me because I found the Wendy’s breakfast to be...very mediocre

of course, why i only spent 100+ dollars to get this tote bag

*throws some gasoline on the grays*