That’s it exactly. A scene-by-scene recap, followed by three lines of criticism. That is what I wrote. 

LOVE THIS QUESTION, thank you!

Just out of curiosity, if you would only have given the original movie a B if you had reviewed it upon its release, what’s an example of a comedy you would have rated higher?

“...the ideology and influence of the Know Nothing movement lasted only a year or two before disintegrating due to weak and inexperienced local leaders, a lack of publicly declared national leaders, and a deep split over the issue of slavery.”

This actually clarifies Trump’s entire presidential history.

The UX of the PS3 and PS4 menus was just bad. Functionality was buried in completely unintuitive places, the action efficiency was low, relevant info was rarely dynamically surfaced. People got used to it and it was usually snappy, but it’s not a great user experience.

You can play it sooner for a price...

The bigger issue isn’t even about ethnicity as much as the fact that Cleopatra is never allowed to be portrayed as anything but a white woman in Hollywood.
This wouldn’t even be that big of an issue if it wasn’t for Scarjo getting all the Asian roles.

Actually, it will be an Israeli playing a Greek - and if I remember correctly, the first Ptolemaic ruler who bothered to learn the local language.

As a hard-of-hearing individual, I approve this statement.

Well played.

Well, when you care more about imaginary children in pizza parlor basements than actual, real children in cages on the border, your moral compass is bound to get a little screwed up.

I just need to say here that as an attorney who has been practicing for 25+ years and who has seen a lot of otherwise smart male lawyers do very dumb things when they have attractive female clients, I find that heart at the end very concerning.

“Donald Trump in heels” = Donald Trump. He just hides the high heels on the inside of his shoes.

You have no idea how much time and very serious thought I’ve given this these last few weeks. 

Because once even a goody two-shoes like Iris starts calling you on your bullshit in public, the pretense that you represent civilization is not tenable. You need to rub it out before it turns into actual opposition.

They showed up on the screen and immediately regretted watching the episode at 11PM

Warren Moon was easily the best Black QB from before the era where Black QBs got the respect they deserve.