I swear you guys posted this a month ago. There’s an off chance it’s the only other site I look at from time to time, Destructoid, but we’ve seen this, right?

I’m a wimp around any non-Shrine Guardians. Talus’ (Talii?), though, let me at ‘em.

Philly is my Stalin and the Cowboys are Hitler.

Great, another troll commenter to ban.

Having the Wii U version, I felt massive buyers remorse as soon as I turned this thing on, and found everything is the exact same save Battle Mode.

If you’re so firmly conservative that your mind goes immediately to “ESPN’s liberal agenda is killing them!”, you are likely a strong supporter of Fox News. If you have Fox News, you have cable. And if you have cable...you’re paying ESPN like $80 a year even if you never touch the channel.

Um yeah, they were pretty liberal about spending money on exclusive TV rights to events.

Because the NEW 3DS wasn’t $150 last fall. It’s MSRP has been $200 the whole time. It dipped down to $99 for Black Friday with a black special edition that sold out almost immediately, spurred on by Pokemon Sun and Moon. Not everyone that wanted one last fall could get one.

It’s hilarious for Primetime to tsk tsk anyone

It’s interesting to see where the lineages end for these handhelds.
The DS series follows the same pattern as the GameBoy line.

The jump from black and white GameBoy/Pocket to GameBoy Color, and the jump from DS/DS Lite to 3DS.

The Jump from GameBoy Color to GameBoy Advance, and the jump from 3Ds to New 3DS.

They hit…

As other folks have said in the thread, I wouldn’t buy the Switch for a young kid. I can’t slip it into my pocket, the 3DS has some amazing games and continues to do so, the dual screen thing is still unique, setting it apart from the Switch — so many things.

Wow that’s 90 moose bucks cheaper? Only 50 freedom bills less for us

Whenever I drive/am driven/ride the train past the art museum, I like to imagine it’s actually the Palace of the King of Philadelphia. Furthermore, when I’m at the museum, I pretend that I am said king, roaming my spacious halls and inspecting my art collection, enjoying the echo of my footsteps.

It’s the internet, so potentially underage girls are probably middle aged men.

once Ray Lewis was let go, did you really think Dilfer was gonna succeed on his own?

Uh, they’re on Twitter, making tweets. They aren’t the victim in a crime or the perpetrator of a crime, so why hide their identity if Twitter doesn’t?

No, no! He wasn’t making a sexual innuendo. He was directly expressing his disapproval that a female was receiving an education.

for real, though, we all have our methods of dealing with anger (especially when nobody else is around), and I figure if I can use it to amuse and/or relate to other people, it’s worth doing. I recognize that anger at little things (for instance, tough parts of games) is often ridiculous, so why not have a laugh at my…

dad, when did you get a kinja account